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[ibreakrules]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Heh, yes, I know I'm cool because it is an actual word.

Comments

[shiftingwinds.livejournal.com]

My my...don't we feel smart.

Is that your limit?

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

That is the longest word in the dictionary... of course it's the limit.

[undertaking4u.livejournal.com]

~Impressive~. I ~prefer~ simple ~pneumonia~, but to each his own favorite ~disease~.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you rather get killed by a volcano disease?

[undertaking4u.livejournal.com]

It would be ~exciting~, but ~impractical~. There are no ~volcanoes~ in ~London~.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if there are any where I'm from either...

[undertaking4u.livejournal.com]

Probably for the ~best~. There is ~very little~ left over to ~bury~ after a volcanic ~eruption~...

[draw-a-card.livejournal.com]

...You were very bored, weren't you.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

How could you tell?

You can fix it though... try to say that word five times fast.

[draw-a-card.livejournal.com]

Simply guessing.

And why would I wish to fix your boredom?

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Cause I might just decide it would be more fun to torment you, Puffs.

[draw-a-card.livejournal.com]

I'm in no mood to put up with you.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Awww, is little Puffsy wuffsy in a bad mood?

[a-thingofbeauty.livejournal.com]

Impressive word~

But I like it when my men spend less time burying their noses in books and more time worshipping me.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

I don't spend any time in books anyways... it would be known as random internet searching due to boredom. I'm sure you could fix that though... I'm not bad at worship as long as it's of women.

[a-thingofbeauty.livejournal.com]

Put your money where your mouth is, then. I've been bored lately too. What do you have planned?~

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I'm up for whatever game you want to play, sweetheart.

[a-thingofbeauty.livejournal.com]

Game? Honey, you don't know me if you think you can win at the games I play...


Strip poker. Tonight. My room. Bring some friends.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

...

so not what I was thinking

Well, I guess it's a chance to see you naked. Sure, why not. Why don't you bring some other girls along too since I don't know how good you are. Seeing a bunch of naked guys wont' be too fun...

Wait. What's poker?

[chiisana-tantei.livejournal.com]

Hmm, lung disease? Interesting. And it is precisely those english words that make me want to face palm.

[aceupthesleeve.livejournal.com]

Now we just need to find out if you know what it means.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Some disease where volcanic ash attacks your lungs...

[aceupthesleeve.livejournal.com]

At least you took the time to look it up.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

boredom can do that to you

[aceupthesleeve.livejournal.com]

You look up funny words for fun?