The Church's Rules Are Absolute

Hamel, my friend, this is the beginning to a wonderful new relationship. Allow me to show you were everything is in here... as long as you promise to keep it all in good shape.

((Frau has found out that Hamel likes porn too thanks to Linali's post... ))

Cheerios!  Where the heck are you?!  I swear, if you don't have those books that you dragged in there with you... when I see you, you're toast! 

How were they by the way?  I knew you had wanted to read them and you were just too embarrassed to do it when I was around.  Just don't let your wife catch you doing it; she could get angry!  

Oh.  If anyone comes up to the top floor of the humanities building and starts to make ANY noise, I will serve your head up on a platter and feed it to the dogs!  Got me?