ibreakrules: (flirt)
ibreakrules ([personal profile] ibreakrules) wrote2011-05-22 01:01 pm
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IC Contact

For all of your lovely ladies out there falling over yourselves in an effort to talk to me, I'm right here.  I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I have a second too. 

For those of you who aren't lovely ladies... I'll get there eventually.
aggravating: (Drinks my booze)

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[personal profile] aggravating 2012-10-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.
aggravating: (Sometimes I think this woman)

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[personal profile] aggravating 2012-10-13 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
To each their own.

THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING TO THIS EMERGENCY SURVEY.

YOU HAVE NOW BEEN GIFTED A FOUR DAY SUBSCRIPTION TO HOURLY ARMPIT BEAUTY.