IC Contact

[ibreakrules]

For all of your lovely ladies out there falling over yourselves in an effort to talk to me, I'm right here.  I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I have a second too. 

For those of you who aren't lovely ladies... I'll get there eventually.

Comments

[Text - early Sunday morning]

[southernreaper.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to be able to get your flying machine, Bishop. You'll have to talk to Tony Stark yourself. Sorry.

[At the end is a text of Tony's number (http://geniusnabottle.livejournal.com/2330.html)]

[deathknellgrell.livejournal.com]

[ This invitation must have gone VERY astray! --OR DID IT? ]

November 23 | Call | 7:20 PM

[boundbytreason.livejournal.com]

[ Here's a phone call headed Frau's way from Caster's NV.

Ring.
Ring.
Ring. ]

NV virus

[paterelohim]

She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments

NV Virus; I am so mean to this lady

[runebladeknight]

I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

NV Virus (Because I am horrible.)

[icy_heavens]

im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.

[Voicemail]

[southernreaper]

Hey Frau? If'n ya ain't workin' today, could I bother ya t'do me a favor? Pay ya in brownies an' a decent meal.

[ Derpmail ]

[ella_of_frell]

[ Ringy Ringy RIng click ]

Frau, it's Ella. I was wondering if you'd be interested in coming over for tea with me, and a couple of my friends?

[Forward dated to 5/10 - Voicemail]

[southernreaper]

Hey Frau, Could I get ya t'watch Mimsy fer me? Gotta go inta work overnight an' don't wanna leave her alone.

[Around Midnight on 5/13 - Video]

[southernreaper]

Frau?

[Kevin looks like shit. He's been beaten, shot, almost strangled. His eye is swollen almost shut, and his jaw looks wrong from all the swelling. His voice is just a whisper, but he had to. He had to...]

Text

[southernreaper]

Frau,

I am having a get together at my house at [address] on Sunday the 5th, and would like if you could attend.

Lunch will be served at twelve noon. Bring Teito Any alcohol must be provided by the guests, but other drinks will be available.

Thank you,

Kevin Ford.

[Voicemail - Forward dated until after midnight 9/4]

[southernreaper]

[A soft curse and harsh panting on the line, before Kevin manages to say anything.]

Frau? Frau... could ya. I... I need t'get home. Could ya gimme a hand?

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

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