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For all of your lovely ladies out there falling over yourselves in an effort to talk to me, I'm right here. I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I have a second too.

For those of you who aren't lovely ladies... I'll get there eventually.

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And that's enough for you to make that kind of judgement?

Sure, since you said I shouldn't be saying it.

I would have said it regardless. [Not all men are disgusting enough to agree that response is appropriate, okay?]

Regardless of whether I was a bishop?

If you recall, I called you a deviant before I knew what kind of work you do.

And I have absolutely no problem with being a deviant. Of course, if it bothers you...

If it bothers me . . . what?

We could just talk about something different.

[And he would try to behave.]

Like what?

[Trying to behave is more than what some other idiot has been doing with her.]

I'll be a gentleman and leave it up to you.

Oh, so you're one of those too, huh? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. [You may get the impression that she's not referring to the descriptor of "gentleman." And you'd be right.]

Surprised about what?

Surprised that you're the type that would automatically flirt as soon as you know you're talking to a woman.

There is nothing wrong with giving compliments where they are deserved.

You don't even know what I look like and I've hardly been the most pleasant person in this conversation. What precisely makes me deserving of these compliments of yours?

Every woman deserves compliments. Plus, hearing your voice helps put a picture with it.

[Can you hear the eyeroll, Frau? Can you?] I know too many people like this.

[Though she sounds more exasperated than offended.]

Oh? I'm rather unique you know.

[More eyerolling.] Original. [Except not.]

I'm sure the phrase isn't, but the truth probably is.

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