ibreakrules: (flirt)
ibreakrules ([personal profile] ibreakrules) wrote2010-06-13 10:22 pm

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I have decided that it's important to determine who has the largest boobs here.  I've taken it upon myself to rate all of you.  For your convenience those ratings are listed here.  I shall continue to update them as I meet more people.

Labrador:  9
Hidan:  8
Undertaker:  7.5
Teito:  7
Yamato:  7
Tsuzuki:  7
Hakkai:  6
Taichi: 5.5
Sasuke:  5
Atem:  4.5
Koushiro:  3.5
Bakura:  3
Yuugi:  2
Naruto: 1

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now, you're at the top of the list. You should be proud.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a GUY, why the hell should I be proud of this shit? If they were on another chick I'd like them but they're on me!

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think it's even remotely related to how good of a man you are? Seriously?

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
You are sick, you got it? I have what I'm proud of between my damn legs, usually or whatever the hell.

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
So am I, but I'll take the opportunity to feel up some female boobs even if they're on what should be men. I'm just not going to feel up my own. I have my limits.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I fucking doubt that. Just keep your damn hands off me. I'm a dude and I don't like it when a fucking guy feels me up, doesn't matter if this is a stupid virus or sickness or whatever.

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Like I would even try if you were male right now.

[identity profile] firebomb.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You seem all fucking giddy to grab everyone around here.

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know how freaking long it's been?

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Look, it's probably been long enough for the both of us but you don't see me going around and groping anything with two legs.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I work for a bastard who works me to death. Besides, I'm a criminal, not every girl wants to let a criminal bang them.

Why the hell am I the fucking biggest?

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's your problem not mine. I can get girls at home. There aren't girls here.

Don't ask me. I wish there was someone bigger too.

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. You're apparently just too thick to understand.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
No, I seriously doubt it. You're just to damn horny that you have to go around groping boobs.

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I've just been without any interaction with a girl for over two years.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
... Come on, there's been girls here, haven't there?

[Hidan is starting to get worried for himself, here.]

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
A handful. Of that handful only a few have been anywhere near the correct age. Temperament drops the numbers even more.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh look, some other fucker beat me.

And that fucking sucks... what does it take to get laid around here?

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. It's LABRADOR. He could beat some girls in the cute category even when he's himself.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
... Seriously, man? You like some bitch that's a guy?

[identity profile] ibreakrules.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like him. He's sort of taken anyways.

[identity profile] religiousfervor.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Right... I haven't seen him yet.

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