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[ibreakrules]

I have decided that it's important to determine who has the largest boobs here.  I've taken it upon myself to rate all of you.  For your convenience those ratings are listed here.  I shall continue to update them as I meet more people.

Labrador:  9
Hidan:  8
Undertaker:  7.5
Teito:  7
Yamato:  7
Tsuzuki:  7
Hakkai:  6
Taichi: 5.5
Sasuke:  5
Atem:  4.5
Koushiro:  3.5
Bakura:  3
Yuugi:  2
Naruto: 1

Comments

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

You bastard!

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Hey now, you're at the top of the list. You should be proud.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

I'm a GUY, why the hell should I be proud of this shit? If they were on another chick I'd like them but they're on me!

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

You don't think it's even remotely related to how good of a man you are? Seriously?

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

You are sick, you got it? I have what I'm proud of between my damn legs, usually or whatever the hell.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

So am I, but I'll take the opportunity to feel up some female boobs even if they're on what should be men. I'm just not going to feel up my own. I have my limits.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

Really? I fucking doubt that. Just keep your damn hands off me. I'm a dude and I don't like it when a fucking guy feels me up, doesn't matter if this is a stupid virus or sickness or whatever.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Like I would even try if you were male right now.

[firebomb.livejournal.com]

You seem all fucking giddy to grab everyone around here.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Do you know how freaking long it's been?

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

Look, it's probably been long enough for the both of us but you don't see me going around and groping anything with two legs.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

You just got here.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

I work for a bastard who works me to death. Besides, I'm a criminal, not every girl wants to let a criminal bang them.

Why the hell am I the fucking biggest?

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

That's your problem not mine. I can get girls at home. There aren't girls here.

Don't ask me. I wish there was someone bigger too.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

You're a fucking idiot.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Not really. You're apparently just too thick to understand.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

No, I seriously doubt it. You're just to damn horny that you have to go around groping boobs.

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

I've just been without any interaction with a girl for over two years.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

... Come on, there's been girls here, haven't there?

[Hidan is starting to get worried for himself, here.]

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

A handful. Of that handful only a few have been anywhere near the correct age. Temperament drops the numbers even more.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

Oh look, some other fucker beat me.

And that fucking sucks... what does it take to get laid around here?

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It's LABRADOR. He could beat some girls in the cute category even when he's himself.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

... Seriously, man? You like some bitch that's a guy?

[ibreakrules.livejournal.com]

I don't like him. He's sort of taken anyways.

[religiousfervor.livejournal.com]

Right... I haven't seen him yet.