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I have decided that it's important to determine who has the largest boobs here. I've taken it upon myself to rate all of you. For your convenience those ratings are listed here. I shall continue to update them as I meet more people.

Labrador: 9
Hidan: 8
Undertaker: 7.5
Teito: 7
Yamato: 7
Tsuzuki: 7
Hakkai: 6
Taichi: 5.5
Sasuke: 5
Atem: 4.5
Koushiro: 3.5
Bakura: 3
Yuugi: 2
Naruto: 1

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In my early twenties. That's not old.

It's not young, at least where I come from.

Where the hell do you come from, a land of all kids?

Obviously not. But it's a risky job; people frequently die young.

Doesn't sound like fun to me.

((Says the one who probably died around 12))

No, I doubt that dying is fun.

It doesn't matter if there's risk, however; it's our job.

Doesn't sound like a good job for children to me.

I'm not a child.

You're what? Fourteen?

No.

Is it normal in your world for a person in his twenties to touch the chest of a girl he thinks is fourteen, then?

No, and I wouldn't if you were a real girl, but you aren't. I don't go around touching the chests of real girls. In this case all of it is just made up by the headmistress, so it doesn't matter.

... So you're only interested in touching men who have turned into women? That's very specific.

~~Are you gay?~~

No, you're wrong again. I'm only willing to touch them without permission if they're really men. It's still a female body part, but a guy turned girl doesn't have that much real attachment to it.

Hell no!

I suppose that makes a small amount of sense. It's still shameful behavior.

It just sounds that way.

See? I have my reasons.

You just don't know me too well.

It won't end up being worth it.

I never said I did. I just met you.

Says you.

Then you have no reason to judge something like that considering it's so obviously wrong.

You think touching people like that is going to be worth what they'll do to you for it?

I'm telling you that it isn't so obvious from what I've seen of you.

For the most part.

You haven't seen me much then.

You're very easily amused.

So you're that kind of person.

I get my kicks where I can.

And what the hell does that mean?

I've noticed. If you pull something like this again, leave me out of it.

It means that I've dealt with older men who are obsessed with pornography and women, and it's obnoxious.

You're just asking to get drawn in.

Oh really? I'd like to meet this guy.

I'm not. I'm telling you to leave me alone.

You'd be disappointed. He puts his other tasks before his pornography. ~~I think.~~

So do I.