IC Contact

[ibreakrules]

For all of your lovely ladies out there falling over yourselves in an effort to talk to me, I'm right here.  I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I have a second too. 

For those of you who aren't lovely ladies... I'll get there eventually.

Comments

NV virus

[ibreakrules]

[Frau is super confused, but...]

There is no such thing as too big.

[And no, he has no idea who Jesus is.]

[paterelohim]

[Have an extremely confused text back, Frau.]

Not that I don't appreciate you choosing me to come out to, but that's the dictionary definition of TMI.

[ibreakrules]

Hey, you were the one who said they were too big.

[paterelohim]

...They? Dude. Are we having the same conversation right now?

[ibreakrules]

Boobs.

I would hope so. You started it!

[paterelohim]

What the hell are you talking about?

[ibreakrules]

You said that she said here tits were too big.

[paterelohim]

What the... oh god damn it, I didn't send that!

[ibreakrules]

Sure looks like you did.

[paterelohim]

No, no- it was my NV. Looks like it sent out a bunch of other messages, too.

[ibreakrules]

How the hell does it do that without you sending it?

[paterelohim]

I don't know! Did it happen to anyone else

[ibreakrules]

First time I've gotten a ridiculous text that made no sense.